Tuesday, November 11, 2008

sTuPiD tHiNgS

Okay so we have all heard the common adage that stupid is as Stupid does. Well over the past few days I felt like I have been bombarded with an overly high amount of stupid. Here are some of the things that I have witnessed.
  1. Well I am waiting for a missionary as many of you know. Well during this waiting I am daily confronted with overwhelming amounts of stupidity from all around me. I always get stupid questions and comments directed at me. The best of which usually include reminding me of how long two years is and that I am going to get bored. Another favorite I get is why wait when you can get what you want right now. That is just ridiculous I do not want that I want BRent and that is why I think waiter haters are like stupid is and for sure like stupid does.
  2. Favorite Stupid Quote of the Right Now: "My Second Cousin's dogs mother's, sister's, missionary relationship didn't work out, so don't get your hopes up." Said to a girl by a family member about why she shouldn't wait.
  3. Favorite Stupid Pick Up line as of Now: "I see that you have a firm testimony and a nice set of Scriptures" What does that mean? Please somebody tell me!!!

Stupid is as Stupid does,

Jordo

1 comment:

Holly said...

Haha, these made me laugh! Firm testimony and a set of scriptures? Can they not do any better than that? Crazies. Hang in there! The Lord loves you!