Boys are like...

So boys can be put into the following analogies

1. Hot Tubs they are hot, shallow, not too bright, and if you stick around too long or go in too fast you will be burned
2. Lava Lamps not too bright but always fun to look at
3. Computers they are not there when or where you need them
4. Alarm Clocks not pleasant when they go off and will only temporarily shut up

I will post more as I get them. Or you can comment to me